I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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