If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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