Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I got inside last night via doggy door
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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