we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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