There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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