I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
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