I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
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