I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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