party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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