Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I just googled if crying burns calories
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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