i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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