I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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