i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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