At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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