we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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