I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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