i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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