Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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