Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
porn star boner night. come get it.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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