Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us�
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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