no, he came in my armpit
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I should be sponsored by Trojan
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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