just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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