Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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