turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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