yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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