Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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