just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Randomize
