just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
my liver is dry heaving
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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