Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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