After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
So apparently I’m into choking now
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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