also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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