smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
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