is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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