Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
