People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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