I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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