it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
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