I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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