Me too!
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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