some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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