We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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