Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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