Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
You should frame my arrest warrant.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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