? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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