just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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