kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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