I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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