You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
