I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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