So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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